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2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.

sslimeprincess:

tthis lady is me

comfemgem:

Have you practiced not gendering strangers today?

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

customer service does fuck all all day and i avoid talking to them as much as i can theyre all douche bags who are 2 scared to talk to customers if there isnt a chance of a sale like go stick your sale of the month award up your ass

whitepeoplestealingculture:

Listening to Iggy Azalea

Thanks owynlyons for sharing this!

capecodcasablancas:

zerofuckingfriends:

capecodcasablancas:

ppl who dont like vampire weekend : what r u afraid of??? joy????? sweaters???????

Annoying overrated songs

ur url makes sense now

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss (via wank-r)

This changed me

(via bohemianist)